Beware, hero, as you went beyond the borders of our great Empire into the land unknown, where only barbarians and wild beasts dwell. By going any further you might fall from the rim of the Earth, and who will lead our legions then?
Please, return to the rest of the army, and advance according to the plans of our conquest.
A REAL HERO IS NOT AFRAID OF SUCH A SMALL OBSTACLE, IS HE?
Come on, turn the phone and let the conquest begin!